INTERESTING NOTICE

NOTICE OUTSIDE AN IRANI RESTAURANT IN MUMBAI

SORRY

NO SMOKING

NO TALKING TO CASHIER

NO FIGHTING

NO CREDIT

NO OUTSIDE FOOD

NO SITTING LONG

NO TALKING LOUD

NO SPITTING

NO BARGAINING

NO WATER TO OUTSIDERS

NO CHANGE

NO TELEPHONE

NO MATCH STICKS

NO DISCUSSING GAMBLING

NO DISCUSSING SHARE MARKET

NO NEWSPAPER

NO COMBING

NO BEEF

NO LEG ON CHAIR

NO HARD LIQUOR ALLOWED

NO ADDRESS ENQUIRY

Interesting Laws!!!

& Law of Mechanical Repair - After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.

& Law of Gravity - Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.

& Law of Probability -The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.

& Law of Random Numbers - I f you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal and someone always answers.

& Law of the Alibi - If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire.

& Variation Law - If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will always moves faster than the one you are in now (works every time).

& Law of the Bath - When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings.

& Law of Close Encounters - The probability of meeting someone you know increases dramatically when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.

& Law of the Result - When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.

& Law of Biomechanics - The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.

& Law of the Theater - At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle arrive last.

& The Starbucks Law - As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.

& Murphy's Law of Lockers - If there are only two people in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers.

& Law of Physical Surfaces - The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich landing face down on a floor covering are directly correlated to the newness and cost of the carpet/rug.

& Law of Logical Argument - Anything is possible if you don't know what you are talking about.

& Brown's Law of Physical Appearance - If the clothes fit, they're ugly.

& Oliver's Law of Public Speaking - A closed mouth gathers no feet.

& Wilson's Law of Commercial Marketing Strategy - As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it.

& Doctors' Law - If you don't feel well, make an appointment to go to the doctor, by the time you get there you'll feel better. Don't make an appointment and you'll stay sick.

Humanisation- The Diminishing Trend

I arrived in Mumbai, just a few days back and the culture here seems indicative of a trend becoming more and more popular, and it is terribly disappointing. I daily see hoards of people running from day till the night (which is not the disappointing part) trying to sustain themselves. What is disappointing is the coldness, the mechanised approach to life. Treating life like an assembly line, where each component has its own specialised function, and is well connected by networks. Here most people would argue that networks provide economical solutions to daily and business problems. However, they fail to see that networks drain the vitality from communities and families.

This trend is prominent in every aspect of the culture that we see today.

•          Beginning from education, we are pitted against each other and taught to compete and thus we prepare alone which is a very solitary, lonely experience.
•          The best indicative of the strength of a culture is its kitchen. For it is in the kitchen that a language is spoken that addresses the eye, the ear, the nose, the tongue and even the skin, all five senses, something that all of us are exposed to since childhood but few of us realize. A traditional Indian kitchen was a sacred place. But today it seems like a factory with all gadgets, clean and quick, just like a chore or an industrial activity.
•          Have a problem, consult a specialist, because you are not qualified enough to solve it. This trend arises from the need of the networks that requires surrendering of all judgement except the one that is of interest to the network.
•          Nuclear families are on the rise where everyone is with each other only out of necessity and not due any kind of emotional bonding.
•          We see a decreasing number of people going to the park/garden for rejuvenation. And if they do, no interaction with each other until and unless instructed by their yoga (art of living, etc) teacher.
•          Increased addiction to televisions and laptops that acts as a hallucinogenic drug. The definition of spending quality time with your loved ones means watching a movie together.

As an impact of these trends we see more and more people going to the psychiatrists, living a lonely, depressed life. A research states that the ‘happiness levels’ of people in today’s time is even lesser than the one ‘s during ‘The Great Depressions’ of the 30s. This is because the fragmentation caused by excessive networking creates a sense that our lives are out of control-----and they are.

Aristotle once said that “The only way to become completely human is by participating in a complex range of human affairs”

A Radical Thought

I read a cartoon the other day in which a kid, looking at all the socio-economic degradation, deforestation and all the ills in the society says " I wonder if it is possible to refuse inheriting this world" and I wonder the same.

We observe the injustice prevailing in the society around us and we learn to live with it. We adjust because we can not find a way to correct the system. But a very radical thought struck my mind the other day.....What if we shun the system all-together, rather than trying to patch it up every now and then. What if we try to build the system from the scratch. Design it again??

However designing OUR OWN system and running it under the nose of our own government requires guts (first of all) ,tolerance and the strong belief in the system, so much so that even if doing the right thing requires to break certain laws, we are ready for it.

The power always lies in the hands of community and when the people realize this it is possible to create a new world a better world. A parallel governance, parallel economy and a parallel society is the need of the hour.

Those people who are up for the challenge and believe they can create a better world. Who have faith in themselves more than the people who always try to rule them, control them, suppress them and exploit them, please share your ideas....Comment or send me a mail..... I am a maverick....are YOU!!!!!!

Wakeup Call

The race is on for putting children in elite schools equipped with state-of-the-art technology and brilliant infrastructure.The parents today want their children to study in the grandiose schools even if it means they have to pay for it through their noses.But the question that most of them forget to ask before they plunge is......Will such schools provide a true and all round education?

"Ofcourse it will....It has a computer on every desk, a very nice sports facility center, cctv cameras, digital boards and what not...it can compete with any international school..!!" they say.And when in spite of all this, if the child fails to perform, he/she is emotionally tortured.."Do you realise how much we pay for your education?You seem to have no sense of responsibility......." etc etc.

My question is, Is the bombardment of information sufficient?Is not the purpose of education to equip the students with a mindset which can enable them to collect,decipher and implement that information all by themselves?While these kind of schools rank high on facilities criteria, most of them rank quite low on teaching criteria.The teachers are hardly concerned about the development and prosperity of the student, except for the Parent-Teacher meets where they pretend to show a lot of concern.

And how can they be concerned?With a class of 40 to 60 students, one hardly gets time to know and help each student individually.While the management is busy churning out strategies to evade paying taxes and hiding black money in bogus accounts, the students are everlastingly ignored.At the same time, parents believing that they have finished their duty by paying schools fees, accuse their children of insincerity.

If the scenario continues to be the way it is, we will be seeing more and more of "dumb" students.Students that might know a lot but understand a little and can utilize nothing.Students that are qualificationally superior but ethically apathetic.Students who,trained in consumerism, care only about profit and loss and not about anything else.If this is to be prevented, we individually need to take responsibility to spread awareness about the capitalistic nature of most of the schools and vow to educate ourselves ,adopt a sceptical attitude and strive to become self-made.It is time to WAKE UP!!

Insight

Come the board exams and all hell breaks loose.Student helplines constantly ringing,newspapers filled with news about suicide attempts and the rise in the depression rate of students.The question is why so much fuss about a mere examination?Answer is quite simple.It is because we have been educated to treat everything like a means to an end and nothing else.It is because our learning is constantly led by either greed or fear.Greed to secure rewards/fame and fear of not doing well in life.And this takes out all the fun out of learning.

When we look at our books and the words, letters and sentences in it as dead objects incapable of bringing any significant transformation in our lives, we begin to find it boring.But a degree being a necessity to do well in lives and marks being a medium to 'prove' ourselves we strive to get marks.Some numbers on a piece of paper become an obsession...so severe that it causes depressions and suicides.But even if we manage to survive, the life doenst get any better.This mentality of treating everything as only a means to an end continues in the job.Everyday becomes hectic ,boring,lusterless,dull and prisonlike.....

If at all there is an urge to change things, the thinking must first change.Learning can be fun, it can be innovative ..ALIVE.Knowledge itself might not interesting, but if we combine it with out imagination to use it ,apply it,to alter the world around us,even if little, our learning becomes worth it.Creativity combined with knowledge can work wonders.Then learning no longer remains a chore, as you fall in love with it.Just as a 'not so famous' saying says:

Learning should be full of ideas instead of stuffed with facts

Friend In Need

Statistics show that student depressions are on the rise and what is worse is the hesitation the students face in seeking counselling from professionals or even friends.This has a pretty adverse effect on the life of the student as a whole.
With an aim to mitigate that situation ,I have asked for help from a consultant at SAATH (an ngo) to provide advise regarding Student Depression issues, parental pressures ,peer pressure etc.If you or any of your loved ones are facing any problems, study related , depression related, or otherwise and need support/help ,we at please write to us at my mail id jdthemaverick@gmail.com. We ,(a group of friends at Anpadhgenius), will strive to solve your problems.Your identity will remain anonymous in case you want it to be.
By getting involved in this initiative, you might be helping others as well as yourself.Please Spread the word.